无言的空服员

其实有时也有搞笑开心的航班~

很抱歉，我又迟回来了~刚从Johor工作回来，对不起，因为我没有打算把Johor的行程记录在我部落格里~其实是很想啦，但是Facebook里并没有人comment，所以想说应该没有人有兴趣知道Johor的东西吧？哈哈哈~可能分分钟你们还比我更清楚Johor的东西呢，所以就没有带相机啦，也没有拍下我们的行程，而这次可能也会是我们最后一次到Johor nightstop了~

其实成为空服员真的很辛苦吗？其实不是每一次都辛苦的，有时会遇到很多很好笑的事情发生，这样又好笑又开心的航班也是有的，今天这篇文章我就来向大家分享我们在航班里到底遇到什么好笑的东西~ 

搞笑的乘客篇 (Pax = Passenger, Crew = Flight Attendant) 

Pax : I want to go toilet!

Crew : Okay sir, this is TANDAS(Pointing Toilet C), this is LAVATORY(Pointing Toilet B) and in front is TOILET(Pointing Toilet A), which one you want ?

Pax : I want TOILET!

Crew : Okay sir, there will be in front

AND... Pax really go all the way to the front LOL... Actually Tandas, Lavatory and Toilet are the same laaaaaa.... hehehehe~ The crew just kidding with the Pax

A BANGLA Pax saw a 'AIR REFRESHNER SPRAY' on top of the galley, and he straight away took the spray without asking the crew and spray on his body~ 

Pax : Abang, 'perfume' ini bagus la... ini jual berapa ?

Crew : No no no.. Kita tak jual ni~

When Pax walk away, crew took the spray and laugh like hell... You know what ? Because the spray is to spray the TOILET.. LOL~  

Pax was so exciting playing CANDY CRUSH using his iPhone on his seat, Crew was doing rubbish collection using a BIG black plastic bag... This crew stop beside this CANDY CRUSH Pax...

Crew : (in a kidding mood) Sir, any iPhone or iPod to dispose ?

Pax : Oh yayaya~ (He took his empty cup and he THROW his IPHONE into the rubbish bag...) 

Crew : OH!!!

Pax : Oh no! Where is my IPHONE ?! 

Crew : Sir, its inside the rubbish bag

End up, the crew and the pax find the IPHONE in the rubbish bag together LOL

A Pax hurts her middle finger and the Crew offer her a plaster, after landing, during disembarkation, suddenly the Pax comes to the Crew and point the middle finger to him

Pax : Hey! Thank you! (Pointing the middle finger to the Crew)

Crew : (get shock) What ?

Pax : Thank you! (Pointing the middle finger again)

Crew : NO! Why you pointing the middle finger to me ?!

Pax : (Last minute only realize she is pointing the middle finger) Oh my god! I'm so sorry, I just wanted to tell you Thanks for the plaster..!!

Crew : ................

搞笑空服员篇

15 minutes before landing, triple chime is on and crew have to do announcement and check cabin to make sure its secure for landing

Crew : (In announcement using PA) Tuan-Tuan dan Puan-Puan, kita akan mendarat sebentar lagi, sila kembali ke tempat duduk, tegakkan tempat duduk, pasangkan tali keledar, pastikan penutup tingkap telah dibuka dengan sepenuhnya. Jika anda telah menggunakan alat elektronik di dalam penerbangan ini seperti komputer riba, mp3, mp4, iphone, ipad AND ANY OTHER PORTABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICES, PLEASE ENSURE IT IS SWITCH OFF NOW, PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE TOILET IS NOT TO BE USED AT THIS TIME...

After finish the announcement, the Crew just hide behind the galley and don't want to come out from the galley... Do you know why ? He is doing malay announcement and suddenly halfway to ENGLISH. Passengers all curious what happen and some are laughing... Hahahahaha~ 

During pre-flight briefing, SFA(Senior Flight Attendant) is asking the safety questions and there is a new crew 

SFA : Tell me about 'KANNAD' (KANNAD is ELT and is one of the emergency equipment to send out the signal for asking help) 

Crew : Who is 'Kenneth' ?

SFA : ......................................................

During pre-flight briefing again...

SFA : How should I 'address' you ? (Means how should I call your name)

Crew : SUBANG USJ 

SFA : ...................................

During embarkation, the Crew is greeting the passengers 'Welcome onboard... Good morning...' A Pax saw this Crew very friendly because she greet every passengers.. so he ask...

Pax : how often did you greet you passengers ?
Crew : Oh sir, when every passengers 'pass away' 
Pax : ............... Do you mean 'pass by' ?

你们觉得好笑吗？哈哈哈哈~ 还有从今天起，我的Blog photos会放我的部落格网址~因为有Follow我Facebook的朋友应该知道什么原因吧，Facebook竟然拿我的Blog photo来做新闻？LOL... Okayyy, Bye~