10 Different Type of Passengers

 

Hi my lovely peoples, I always blog about Flight Attendant this, Flight Attendant that... So this time would like to blog about passengers... Hmmm... It's not a sargastic post don't worry... If not I will get scolded again LOL... Today I'm gonna blog about 10 different types of passengers that I always met onboard, let's see which one are you ?? hahahaha~

 

(1) The passengers that sleep all the way

No matter take off, turbulence, food and drinks service, landing until the aircraft door is open, these passengers can sleep all the way.. Nothing can disturb them from sleeping :) It's very easy-handle passengers :)

FA: Sir/Maam, would you like to buy something ?

PAX: ZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzz

FA: Sir/Maam, please fasten your seatbelt due to turbulence...

PAX: ZzZzZZzzzZZZ (Fasten seatbelt but the eyes are still close)

 

(2) The passengers that like to complain every single little things

PAX: Why the seats so small ?

FA: ..........

PAX: Why your service so slow ?

FA: ..........

PAX: The foods are sucks... and so EXPENSIVE

FA: ..........

PAX: Even water also sold RM4, what else you giving us are FREE ?

FA: .......... Nothing...

 

(3) The passengers that like to tell their story to Flight Attendant

PAX: Do you love your job ?

FA: Yeah... Of course...

PAX: How long you been working in this airline ?

FA: 5 years ?

PAX: Woah... My son also work as a pilot and my other son work as a lawyer, one based in England one based in US, I always travelled here and there to see my son....................................

 

(4) The passengers that forced the Flight Attendant to speak their language

PAX: @$#$%%^$^%%^#$@#!#%^&^&*

FA: Errr.... Sorry, I could not understand... Can you speak in English ?

PAX: @$%^&^$%@#^%^&**&*&*

FA: Err... English ??? English ???

PAX: @##$%@$^&^*&*(^&%^&%

FA: ...................

 

(5) The passengers that respect and afraid of Flight Attendant so much

FA: Sir/Maam, could you please put your bag under the seat ?

PAX: Oooohh... Sorry sorry (kick the bag under the seat)

FA: Sir/Maam, could you please turn off your laptop for landing ?

PAX: Sorryyy.... (straight away press the on/off button to off the laptop)

Err... Actually you can take your time to 'shut down' your laptop is ok ^^

 

(6) The passengers that listen instructions all the flight

ANNOUNCEMENT: ...... Fasten seatbelt due to turbulence

PAX: (straight away awake and fasten seatbelt)

ANNOUNCEMENT: ..... Please stow your tray table and put your seat upright for landing...

PAX: (straight away stow the tray table and seat upright)

(7) The passengers that don't know what are we doing..
FA: Any foods or drinks to purchase ?
PAX: (handover the rubbish to us)
FA: I will come back for the rubbish collection shortly :)
FA: (pushing the rubbish cart) Any rubbish to dispose ?
PAX: Can I order one Nasi Lemak and one Coke ?
FA: ....................

(8) The passengers that thought Flight Attendant are information counter
PAX: Do you know where are we flying over ?
FA: .......... (we are not pilots)
PAX: Do you know when AirAsia have promotion for flight tickets ?
FA: .......... (we are not promotion advertising department)
PAX: Do you know what are nice in Melbourne ?
FA: .......... (I'm from Malaysia not from Melbourne)

(9) The passengers that very very very stingy
FA: Hi Sir/Maam, this is your balance RM2
PAX: What is the rate onboard ?
FA: It's 2.8017 Sir/Maam
PAX: (pressing the calculator).... I thought you should have given me back RM2.20 ?
FA: I'm so sorry, because we do not carry coins so I only can give you back RM2
PAX: Then I give you another 1 dollar and you give me back RM1 more...
FA: ..................... OK..

(10) The passengers that Happy Go Lucky
PAX: Hi can I have a Nasi Lemak ?
FA: I am so sorry but our Nasi Lemak sold out, would you like to try something else ?
PAX: yeah sure... Just give me anything
FA: :) Thank you so much

So which one are you ??? Hopefully not the number.9 LOL hahahahaha

Gateway @ KLIA2

Hello KLIA2! Welcome to our new home~ Sorry for my akward smile LOL...

 

Hi guys, as you all know today is the 7th day since AirAsia start operating on 9th May 2014 in the new airport Gateway @ KLIA2. I should blog earlier about our new home but I'm so busy doing my homework about my Osaka trip LOL... And try to learn some simple japanese hahahaha~ Well... hope I can survive in Osaka LOL... 

KLIA2 is super duper huge with 3 floor levels, 200+ shops, 80 aerobridge, more than 50 check in counter and 60 gates... Hmmm... Well, it's damn big as a low cost airport huh ? But for me, this airport is no longer low cost anymore... FYI, KLIA2 is not only AirAsia operating, there are total 10 low cost airlines operating here.

The good thing about this airport and for us is AirAsia no longer using stairs for embarkation and disembarkation, no more walking under hot sun or heavy rain... AirAsiaX using 2 aerobridge for embarkation and disembarkation, 1 is connected to the front aircraft door, another 1 is connected to the 2nd aircraft door. No more 'BUS STOP' look alike airport anymore... hahaha~

For guys who havent been to KLIA2, here is the floor plan for you guys... For those who travelling, you may reach KLIA2 earlier to go shopping, walk around and had a coffee before boarding... there are alot of shops, restaurant, cafes in KLIA2 such as Guardian, Jaya Grocery, Vincci, Giordano, Polo Authentics, Mac Apple, Toy R Us, Coffee Bean, Starbucks, Nyonya colors, Baskin Robbins, Gong Cha, Be Lohas Organics, Oldtown White Coffee, Pizza Hut, KFC, McDonalds, Marry Brown and more....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All these pictures I get it from GOOGLE, doesn't own by me... Maybe next time I can go capture all the photos by myself and update you guys :)

 

So guys, see you in KLIA2 next time! :)

 

 



When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

Hi my lovely readers... I'm back to blogging again~ Welcome back LOL!! Today another ' UGLY TRUTH' to reveal LOL... Sorry to blog these posts and for those who wanted to become a cabin crew so badly might think : OMG! Lemonn makes me don't feel like apply this job again~ Sorry hahahaha~ Recently there's a very famous post sharing among my colleagues in Facebook.. And I bet some of you had read it before.. 'The top 10 lies of Flight Attendant' LOL... Hahahaha~ Seriously I love that post... Sorry to tell you guys because it's really TRUE 

Today let's 'discuss' some flight attendant's 'Jobs' ?

When you are a Flight Attendant, you... 

NEED A FAKE SMILE~ 

'Good morning!' 'Seat number 12A' 'Good morning!' 'Welcome onboard!' 'Good morning!' 'Seat number 20D'.. put on a plastic SMILE and greet all the 350 passengers continuosly... 

But actually your mindset was 'Just F*cking get your seat and don't block the aisle' 'Better sit down, buckle up and ZZZ the whole flight' 'Don't kacau-kacau us!' 'The lesser the passengers will be better!' 'ARGHH.. Another 7 hours to go!' 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you... 

REPEAT 'N' TIMES

'This is your seatbelt, to fasten, insert the metal tip into the buckle and tighten up by pulling the buckle straps......' Showed safety demonstration OVER and OVER and OVERRRRRR again... 
2 sectors demo twice, 4 sectors demo 4 times and 6 sectors demo 6 times! Even now I can memorize the whole safety demo announcement without the announcement book LOL... Sometimes you still need to 'Shock sendiri' in front of all the sleeping passengers then you will like 'WTF?! Can I just finish it quickly ? There's no one looking at my DEMO!' 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

UP AND DOWNNNNN~

Ladies and gentlemen, due to weather condition, the captain has turned on the seatbelt sign, please return to your seat and fastened your seatbelt..... BLAH BLAH BLAH... However, you still can see all the flight attendants busy walking up and down and continue the service (Aren't we human ? Why can't we sit down ?)... When you feel like going to fall down in the aisle, still need to act like doing catwalk in the cabin LOL! 

When the weather is very very bad, still need to act calm and peace in front of passengers... 

Then you will like 'WTF ?! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!! Amen~ Allah~ or Amitabha~ 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will... 

NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN ANIMAL

As a flight attendant, you must have the patient to communicate with some stupid and f*cking idiots... When you ask 1, he answered 2, when you ask 2, he answered 1. 'WTF~ Can someone help me to talk to him, he just can't understand what I'm talking ?!' 

'What time... Plane.. go down ?' A xxx passenger asked. '3.30pm SIR' F.A answered. 'Err... 4 ?' xxx passenger. '3.30pm, 3~~~~30~~~pm.... SIR' F.A. '2 ?' xxx passenger. *TAKE A DEEP BREATH* '3.30pm, 3~~~30~~~pm, THREE THREE ZERO P.M' F.A. '.....' xxx passenger. *SEEMS LIKE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND* stop talking, take a piece of paper and draw a clock with 3.30PM! End Story

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

EYES TRAINING

During service, passenger waving at the back calling the flight attendant... 'Can I just pretend I didn't saw it ?' *Pretend blind and push the cart faster* When return only attend the passenger.

'Oooohh... this guys is arguing with his girlfriend... PITY~' Ooops, sorry, I 'DIDN'T MEAN' to read your Whatsapp while passing through the aisle LOL. 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

EAT BEHIND THE CURTAIN

'Here's your Chicken Rice Sir, would you like to have anything else ?' 

Calling us non-stop to order this order that, complain that the food service is too slow and you are very hungry...................... 

HELLO!? Do you know that when you are eating happily but we are starving in the cabin just to serve YOU ?! OMG~ And when comes to our turn to have our meal, you start calling us.... DING~ DONG... So.. this time as a flight attendant, you will....

Thank You for flying with us today~ Goodbye

*RECORDER ON AGAIN~* LOL

Expectation VS Reality

Woahh... Pretty Ladies! I'm pretty sure many of you will think like that when you see a cabin crew passing by. Beautiful hair, pretty make up, nice uniform with trolley bag... Such a glamour and elegant job :) I used to think like that before I joined my company... But is it that glamour and elegant ?? Hmm... Let's see

Our expectation for a cabin crew :

Cabin crew always with heels, tidy hair bun or french twist, nice and tidy uniform and pretty make up...

 

Tall, slim, pretty with company handbag and trolley bag walking in the airport :)

 

Serve passengers onboard with a smile and good attitude :)

 

Fly to everywhere and nighstop... experience the world with friends :) Happy and fun

 

Fun ? Experience the world ? Glamour ? Pretty ? Elegant ? Nice make up ? Nice uniform ? NO WAY!!!! Here... I'm gonna reveal my real life as a cabin crew... Don't shock!

 

My real life being a cabin crew :

 





Onboard, we are just like 'SUPER OCTOPUS'.. working everywhere... The most busy moment is before we go out with the food and drinks service. At the same time, we need to heat the meals, set the carts, upload the meals, prepare the things to bring out for service etc... So we called ourselves as 'Octopus'... YEAH! Octopus!

 

Hahahahaha.... Don't laugh! This is what we do in real life... Clean toilet every 30 minutes! Any shits, vomits, XX or YY all we have to clean it WTF?! Did you try before ? Wearing a short skirt, high heels with pantyhose and clean the toilet... LOL... I bet you didn't had that experience

 

 I hate the moment when this happen!!! Arggghhh... I hate pantyhose seriously! Can I just have a plastic pantyhose that won't tear forever...

 

This is what happen when you doing a midnight flight and you can't sleep till landing

OH MY EYES!

 

You will become like this when you see all the passengers sleeping and travel in their sweet dreams... HMMPPPP....WHY ? NOT ME ??

 

 

Pain here pain there... Looks like 23 but body is 63 =.=

 

I HATE high heels!

 

Arghhhh! My hair after finish work... How to maintain glamour like this ?

 

Everyday make up, remove make up, make up, remove make up =.=

 

And... This is me when I reach hotel or home!!!

 

 

光鲜亮丽的背后

她是Nancy，就像我妹妹一样 :) 小我3年哦~

我知道外面很多女生很想加入空服员这一行，想当初的我和你们一样，认为空服员这行好光鲜好亮丽，想到加入了之后，大家都会羡慕我，然后还可以到处炫耀自己有多风光~ 穿着这身制服，就觉得自己好像漂亮了1百倍 LOL~

但是真正加入了这行之后，光鲜亮丽的背后，你们又知道多少呢？只有自己知道

（1）今天，我负责飞往‘广州’，天气恶劣，下大雨~ 但是庆幸的是我们在雨变大之前，起飞了。原以为飞上天空，过了那片雨云就没事，怎知道飞上去之后的天气更加恶劣，整辆飞机在震动，左右漂浮，上下升跌，在飞机里还可以听到外面下大雨的声音，然后还可以听得见打雷的声音，看得见闪电的光，我和Nancy倆人紧紧抓着对方的手，心里真的很害怕。天气变好了之后，站起来，我竟然脚软~ 所以就算穿着制服，那份害怕还是有的，但是你却不能表现在脸上，必须自己独吞，因为你穿着制服，你害怕的话，乘客会比你更害怕

（2）穿了制服后，你就是你公司所谓的‘代言人’~ 所以无论关于到你公司所有问题，乘客都可以把气发在你身上，还记得飞行至现在，我自己本身已经听过无数次的恶言恶语，甚至粗口~ 还记得有一次，我们在做着service，我把一杯冰块和一瓶可乐交给一位乘客，他把可乐倒进了杯子，却把整杯可乐弄倒了，然后就从我腰以下的牛仔裤都被可乐弄湿了，搞得我在机舱的中间尴尬无比，我看着他，原以为他会跟我道歉，怎知道他竟然若无其事，竟向我要另一瓶可乐~ 很生气！想骂他但是不行！因为你穿着制服

（3）大家都应该看过youtube里最近流传着一个很出名的片段，就是中国航空的空服员因为飞机严重延误导致她和乘客开口大骂！乘客应该是说了很多很难听的话，导致空服员完全不能接受，和乘客开战~ 但是身穿制服的你，如果和乘客开战的话，下场如何呢？当然是被惩罚咯~ 因为错就错在你穿着制服

当然不止这些，还有很多，但是先跟你们分享那么一点点~ 要进入这行的朋友们，想清楚哦！加入这行你必须是一位超级有忍耐力的朋友，不然我奉劝你们一句，如果你本身是个脾气暴躁的人的话，说真的，这份工作不适合你〜

无言的空服员

其实有时也有搞笑开心的航班~

很抱歉，我又迟回来了~刚从Johor工作回来，对不起，因为我没有打算把Johor的行程记录在我部落格里~其实是很想啦，但是Facebook里并没有人comment，所以想说应该没有人有兴趣知道Johor的东西吧？哈哈哈~可能分分钟你们还比我更清楚Johor的东西呢，所以就没有带相机啦，也没有拍下我们的行程，而这次可能也会是我们最后一次到Johor nightstop了~

其实成为空服员真的很辛苦吗？其实不是每一次都辛苦的，有时会遇到很多很好笑的事情发生，这样又好笑又开心的航班也是有的，今天这篇文章我就来向大家分享我们在航班里到底遇到什么好笑的东西~ 

搞笑的乘客篇 (Pax = Passenger, Crew = Flight Attendant) 

Pax : I want to go toilet!

Crew : Okay sir, this is TANDAS(Pointing Toilet C), this is LAVATORY(Pointing Toilet B) and in front is TOILET(Pointing Toilet A), which one you want ?

Pax : I want TOILET!

Crew : Okay sir, there will be in front

AND... Pax really go all the way to the front LOL... Actually Tandas, Lavatory and Toilet are the same laaaaaa.... hehehehe~ The crew just kidding with the Pax

A BANGLA Pax saw a 'AIR REFRESHNER SPRAY' on top of the galley, and he straight away took the spray without asking the crew and spray on his body~ 

Pax : Abang, 'perfume' ini bagus la... ini jual berapa ?

Crew : No no no.. Kita tak jual ni~

When Pax walk away, crew took the spray and laugh like hell... You know what ? Because the spray is to spray the TOILET.. LOL~  

Pax was so exciting playing CANDY CRUSH using his iPhone on his seat, Crew was doing rubbish collection using a BIG black plastic bag... This crew stop beside this CANDY CRUSH Pax...

Crew : (in a kidding mood) Sir, any iPhone or iPod to dispose ?

Pax : Oh yayaya~ (He took his empty cup and he THROW his IPHONE into the rubbish bag...) 

Crew : OH!!!

Pax : Oh no! Where is my IPHONE ?! 

Crew : Sir, its inside the rubbish bag

End up, the crew and the pax find the IPHONE in the rubbish bag together LOL

A Pax hurts her middle finger and the Crew offer her a plaster, after landing, during disembarkation, suddenly the Pax comes to the Crew and point the middle finger to him

Pax : Hey! Thank you! (Pointing the middle finger to the Crew)

Crew : (get shock) What ?

Pax : Thank you! (Pointing the middle finger again)

Crew : NO! Why you pointing the middle finger to me ?!

Pax : (Last minute only realize she is pointing the middle finger) Oh my god! I'm so sorry, I just wanted to tell you Thanks for the plaster..!!

Crew : ................

搞笑空服员篇

15 minutes before landing, triple chime is on and crew have to do announcement and check cabin to make sure its secure for landing

Crew : (In announcement using PA) Tuan-Tuan dan Puan-Puan, kita akan mendarat sebentar lagi, sila kembali ke tempat duduk, tegakkan tempat duduk, pasangkan tali keledar, pastikan penutup tingkap telah dibuka dengan sepenuhnya. Jika anda telah menggunakan alat elektronik di dalam penerbangan ini seperti komputer riba, mp3, mp4, iphone, ipad AND ANY OTHER PORTABLE ELECTRONIC DEVICES, PLEASE ENSURE IT IS SWITCH OFF NOW, PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT THE TOILET IS NOT TO BE USED AT THIS TIME...

After finish the announcement, the Crew just hide behind the galley and don't want to come out from the galley... Do you know why ? He is doing malay announcement and suddenly halfway to ENGLISH. Passengers all curious what happen and some are laughing... Hahahahaha~ 

During pre-flight briefing, SFA(Senior Flight Attendant) is asking the safety questions and there is a new crew 

SFA : Tell me about 'KANNAD' (KANNAD is ELT and is one of the emergency equipment to send out the signal for asking help) 

Crew : Who is 'Kenneth' ?

SFA : ......................................................

During pre-flight briefing again...

SFA : How should I 'address' you ? (Means how should I call your name)

Crew : SUBANG USJ 

SFA : ...................................

During embarkation, the Crew is greeting the passengers 'Welcome onboard... Good morning...' A Pax saw this Crew very friendly because she greet every passengers.. so he ask...

Pax : how often did you greet you passengers ?
Crew : Oh sir, when every passengers 'pass away' 
Pax : ............... Do you mean 'pass by' ?

你们觉得好笑吗？哈哈哈哈~ 还有从今天起，我的Blog photos会放我的部落格网址~因为有Follow我Facebook的朋友应该知道什么原因吧，Facebook竟然拿我的Blog photo来做新闻？LOL... Okayyy, Bye~