When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

Hi my lovely readers... I'm back to blogging again~ Welcome back LOL!! Today another ' UGLY TRUTH' to reveal LOL... Sorry to blog these posts and for those who wanted to become a cabin crew so badly might think : OMG! Lemonn makes me don't feel like apply this job again~ Sorry hahahaha~ Recently there's a very famous post sharing among my colleagues in Facebook.. And I bet some of you had read it before.. 'The top 10 lies of Flight Attendant' LOL... Hahahaha~ Seriously I love that post... Sorry to tell you guys because it's really TRUE 

Today let's 'discuss' some flight attendant's 'Jobs' ?

When you are a Flight Attendant, you... 

NEED A FAKE SMILE~ 

'Good morning!' 'Seat number 12A' 'Good morning!' 'Welcome onboard!' 'Good morning!' 'Seat number 20D'.. put on a plastic SMILE and greet all the 350 passengers continuosly... 

But actually your mindset was 'Just F*cking get your seat and don't block the aisle' 'Better sit down, buckle up and ZZZ the whole flight' 'Don't kacau-kacau us!' 'The lesser the passengers will be better!' 'ARGHH.. Another 7 hours to go!' 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you... 

REPEAT 'N' TIMES

'This is your seatbelt, to fasten, insert the metal tip into the buckle and tighten up by pulling the buckle straps......' Showed safety demonstration OVER and OVER and OVERRRRRR again... 
2 sectors demo twice, 4 sectors demo 4 times and 6 sectors demo 6 times! Even now I can memorize the whole safety demo announcement without the announcement book LOL... Sometimes you still need to 'Shock sendiri' in front of all the sleeping passengers then you will like 'WTF?! Can I just finish it quickly ? There's no one looking at my DEMO!' 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

UP AND DOWNNNNN~

Ladies and gentlemen, due to weather condition, the captain has turned on the seatbelt sign, please return to your seat and fastened your seatbelt..... BLAH BLAH BLAH... However, you still can see all the flight attendants busy walking up and down and continue the service (Aren't we human ? Why can't we sit down ?)... When you feel like going to fall down in the aisle, still need to act like doing catwalk in the cabin LOL! 

When the weather is very very bad, still need to act calm and peace in front of passengers... 

Then you will like 'WTF ?! I don't want to die!!!!!!!!!! Amen~ Allah~ or Amitabha~ 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will... 

NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH AN ANIMAL

As a flight attendant, you must have the patient to communicate with some stupid and f*cking idiots... When you ask 1, he answered 2, when you ask 2, he answered 1. 'WTF~ Can someone help me to talk to him, he just can't understand what I'm talking ?!' 

'What time... Plane.. go down ?' A xxx passenger asked. '3.30pm SIR' F.A answered. 'Err... 4 ?' xxx passenger. '3.30pm, 3~~~~30~~~pm.... SIR' F.A. '2 ?' xxx passenger. *TAKE A DEEP BREATH* '3.30pm, 3~~~30~~~pm, THREE THREE ZERO P.M' F.A. '.....' xxx passenger. *SEEMS LIKE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND* stop talking, take a piece of paper and draw a clock with 3.30PM! End Story

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

EYES TRAINING

During service, passenger waving at the back calling the flight attendant... 'Can I just pretend I didn't saw it ?' *Pretend blind and push the cart faster* When return only attend the passenger.

'Oooohh... this guys is arguing with his girlfriend... PITY~' Ooops, sorry, I 'DIDN'T MEAN' to read your Whatsapp while passing through the aisle LOL. 

When you are a Flight Attendant, you will...

EAT BEHIND THE CURTAIN

'Here's your Chicken Rice Sir, would you like to have anything else ?' 

Calling us non-stop to order this order that, complain that the food service is too slow and you are very hungry...................... 

HELLO!? Do you know that when you are eating happily but we are starving in the cabin just to serve YOU ?! OMG~ And when comes to our turn to have our meal, you start calling us.... DING~ DONG... So.. this time as a flight attendant, you will....

Thank You for flying with us today~ Goodbye

*RECORDER ON AGAIN~* LOL